Pixar Mom

Eggward goes onto the internet not sure which platform and spots a girl that he falls in love with. So he makes a song about it and calls her “A Pixar Mom”.

(Lyrics)
[Intro]

I think I'm in love (No, you're not)

Yeehaw (No, you're not)

Yes I am (No)

Yes I am (You said the same thing last week)

Okay, listen

[Verse 1: Eggward]

I was watching Spider-Man, but I got that ADD

So I went and grabbed my phone, started checking out some memes

And I saw people fighting politics and a lot of spam

And then I saw her picture and I was all like "damn!"

I don't fall in love but she's just my type

This ain't a dating app but I'm still trying to swipe (DAMN!)

Should I send her a message or should I move on?

I'm telling you she’s thick like a Pixar mom

[Chorus: Eggward]

Woah-oh woah-oh

Woah-oh woah-oh

Woah-oh woah-oh

Thick like a Pixar mom

Woah-oh woah-oh

Woah-oh woah-oh

Woah-oh woah-oh

Thick like a Pixar mom

[Verse 2: Eggward]

Maybe we could talk or be friends

Do I really wanna slide in your DMs?

Maybe I don’t wanna text or call

'Cause your personality might ruin it all

What if she’s a SoundCloud rapper?

What if she’s a anti-vaxxer?

Or has views that are very extreme?

Or tries to sell me a pyramid scheme? (DAMN!)

What if she sucks? What if she’s fake too?

Maybe I’m in love with her face too (DAMN!)

What if she’s amazing? What if I’m wrong?

I'm telling you she’s thick like a Pixar mom

[Chorus: Eggward]

Woah-oh woah-oh

Woah-oh woah-oh

Woah-oh woah-oh

Thick like a Pixar mom

Woah-oh woah-oh

Woah-oh woah-oh

Woah-oh woah-oh

Thick like a Pixar mom

[Bridge: Eggward]

I think about our future I’m ready to commit

I think about us getting married, having kids and shit

'Cause when you know, you know she’s the one for me

Let me scroll throw my phone

Wait who's she?

I don’t fall in love

This is just insane

I already forgot about what's her name (DAMN!)

This time is different I now know what I want

I'm telling you she’s thick like a Pixar mom

[Chorus: Eggward]

Woah-oh woah-oh (like a Pixar)

Woah-oh woah-oh (like a Pixar)

Woah-oh woah-oh (like a Pixar)

Thick like a Pixar mom

Woah-oh woah-oh (like a Pixar)

Woah-oh woah-oh (like a Pixar)

Woah-oh woah-oh (like a Pixar)

Thick like a Pixar mom

Trivia

 * This is the last The Upside Downs of 2020