Fred Astaire 1

Now All Fat Damon music can now be found under the name "The Upside Downs". including this one

(Lyrics)
[Verse 1]

Yeah I got a funny face

You can call me Fred Astaire

If you don't believe in hell

How the hell could you be headed there?

I'm about to lead a revolution

Cross the Delaware

Or maybe I'm not going anywhere like M.C. Escher stairs

No plan

No ma'am

That's the way I'm programmed

I'm so mentally unstable

I should star in Homeland

Bringing it back like Roseanne

I'll bow down to no man

These turkey's got beef but they're too

Chicken to go ham

And I'm pulling back the curtain

Cause when your magics workin'

Everybody calls you Merlin

But when it isn't workin'

Same person calls you worthless

But now the tides are turning

Like you just changed detergents

[Chorus]

Imma do what I do

No matter what you say

I'm livin' my life

Uckfay youyay.

I guess that every Superman

Has a doomsday.

I'm livin' my life

Uckfay youyay

[Verse 2]

I'm pretty good, but

There's room for improvement

My dream is to join the X-Men

And become a mutant

Develop a dope-ass super power

And when I use it

It would have all the dudes scared

Like the Me-Too movement

And what the hell is wrong with me?

Maybe I should stop horsing around

And be a Model-T

I couldn't give commands if I authored Deuteronomy

The only props I get

Is when I doing prop comedy

So where in the hell are my accolades?

I'm barely even getting a passing grade

I've got about as many real friends

As Tom Hanks in CASTAWAY

But I still got that super strength

And I did it without those gamma rays!

Cause these days are

Ah-ah-ah-ah Happy Days

Well I do what I do

And I'm about to change the future

Where's Elizabeth Shue?

But you don't hear me like a Soft C sound in Madrid

But I'm always coming back

Girl I'm like the McRib

[Chorus]

Imma do what I do

No matter what you say

I'm livin' my life

Uckfay youyay

I guess that every Superman

Has a doomsday

I'm livin' my life

Uckfay youyay

[Verse 3]

I can take a loss (a loss)

And I can handle rejection. (rejection)

I just want to have an effect

Like Russians on elections. (what?)

I can take a loss

And I can handle rejection

I just want to have an effect

Like Russians on elections

Some of you people are done with me

Roastin' me up like a pumpkin seed

Fella you can't be humbling

That's why raps so tongue-in-cheek

Just look at my accomplishments

And all you see is tumbleweeds

Why you being a buzz-kill

Like you steppin' on a bumblebee

And you can think what you like

Cause it would take a brain transplant to change your mind

Well you know I got the juice

So why the hell you drinkin' koolaid?

I also rap in pig latin so uckfay youyay!

[Chorus]

Imma do what I do

No matter what you say

I'm livin' my life

Uckfay youyay

You better wake your ass up

Cause it's a school day

I'm livin' my life

Uckfay youyay

[Verse 4]

Na-na-na

Na-na-na

Na-na-na

Uckfay ouyay

Na-na-na

Na-na-na

Na-na-na

Uckfay youyay

Triva

 * This was originally a fat Damon song
 * This is the only Fat Damon now turn The Upside Downs song to have a music video